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1 Sega's new console on Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:43 pm

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this is a new console sega has announce along with their sega drive arcade board(which could become theyre next home console) this however is...interesting.

this is from a site that talked bout it and sums it up nicely-



Sega Corporation makes a grand comeback into the world of video game hardware manufacturing with their Toylets, a new gaming platform with a whole new paradigm of user/game interaction. A pressure sensor is applied to a strategically-positioned location inside the porcelain hull of a public urinal, and the pressure exerted by a stream of urine aimed at the sensor serves as controls for minigames on a display embedded in the wall above the urinal. So far, there are four games:

Manneken Pis, in which the pressure of the stream is directly translated to how much liquid was urinated.
Graffiti Eraser, where graffiti on a wall is removed with a hose. The stronger the pressure of your urine, the faster the wall becomes pristine.
The North Wind and Her, in which a horny north wind tries to blow a dress off a girl. The stronger the pressure of your urine, the harder it blows.
Milk from Nose, a faux-sumo game in which two characters blow milk out of their noses to push the other out of the ring. The stronger pressure between you and the person that used that urinal before you wins. Yes, it’s a multiplayer game – albeit non-realtime.

The over-urinal screens can also display advertisements post-game, serving as a digital signage platform.

The urinals are still in development; Sega doesn’t even have a press package for distribution yet. I suppose we all just have to wait with bated urine breath.

heres a pic of it, and also i am so importing one

2 Re: Sega's new console on Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:52 pm

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Is that a boy taking piss on the side? That really makes sega look good...




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3 Re: Sega's new console on Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:17 am

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This is so stupid, I don't want to play games when I'm pissing, I want to piss. Also this leaves girls out of the question... Next thing you know they'll have cameras looking at your d¡ck while you swing it around getting piss everywhere trying to play sonic for a few seconds.



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4 Re: Sega's new console on Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:39 am

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1. Your toilet would be really messy and stink
2. You would try to piss harder and that takes energy
3. People would focus on the game and not pissing anymore
4. The games are pretty stupid
5. Imagine an fps....

5 Re: Sega's new console on Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:28 pm

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u guys just arent open to new ideas. this is just the humor sega has, something that is lacking in the gaming industry now...

6 Re: Sega's new console on Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:42 pm

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your joking right?



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7 Re: Sega's new console on Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:53 pm

Tom-5-

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Humour or not, it's a waste of money.. I'm open to new ideas, trust me Razz
(This will put Sega in the hole)



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8 Re: Sega's new console on Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:50 pm

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haha. Nice. I think that your joking but I don't know why? Laugh out loud jk




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9 Re: Sega's new console on Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:50 am

Sarge127

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Is this a joke? a hoax? xD

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10 Re: Sega's new console on Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:07 pm

Mexicouger

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I swear... No one wants to buy a video game to play when they are taking a piss... Especially a sega.




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11 Re: Sega's new console on Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:41 pm

Tom-5-

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I think it's legitimate..



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12 Re: Sega's new console on Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:10 pm

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Mexicouger wrote:I swear... No one wants to buy a video game to play when they are taking a piss... Especially a sega.

i would Razz

13 Re: Sega's new console on Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:10 am

thock321


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only u wud Razz

14 Re: Sega's new console on Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:43 am

Fade

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I REALLY want one Razz

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