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My halarious poem that I wrote a while back

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1 My halarious poem that I wrote a while back on Mon Aug 22, 2011 6:59 pm

jastolze

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Brigadier Grade 3
Brigadier Grade 3
Tell Me what you think, I wrote this in English 120 when I was bored XD DON'T CLAIM AS YOUR OWN!!!

Pick up your phone before I stab you with a knife
Because as of right now, I'm fucking your wife

I am calling you because I am here to say this
I am in your bathroom taking a piss

By the way, I took your car out for a ride
But as I backed up, I hit your dog and he died.

Man, I'm really sorry, but I got you a big surprise!
I went to the bar and hooked your wife up with some guys!

She told me to tell you that this marriage is through!
Oh, and she's taking the kids and the house, too!

I hate to say this, but you have been screwed - by me!
Do you remember, I'm that guy with a 10 inch wee wee.

And I sold your kids to some guy named Rick
It's a great way to buy a lot of crack, real quick!

Oh, snap this old lady in the picture... i know that B1tch
Ah, that's right! I ran her over! I thought she was a witch!

But come to find out all that crack had messed with my head.
Wait, really? That's ur mom? Oh well. Too bad, she's dead!

Crashrash23

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Colonel Grade 1
Colonel Grade 1
Nice man!
I LOLed at this!

jastolze

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Brigadier Grade 3
Brigadier Grade 3
Crashrash23 wrote:Nice man!
I LOLed at this!
Thanks! This is probably one of the best poems I wrote!

Crashrash23

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Colonel Grade 1
Colonel Grade 1
jastolze wrote:I hate to say this, but you have been screwed - by me!
Do you remember, I'm that guy with a 10 inch wee wee.
I like this part xP

Yo - Kyo

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Warrant Officer
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This Made Laugh out loud xD

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thonglover

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Hero
xD i 5hit mah paints reading this!

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