my conversation with cleverbot

i was bored Laugh out loud


User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: That no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: These pokemon need to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all!

User: Oh you're my best friend.

Cleverbot: Hahaha you're mean!

User: Wow you scrweed up the song.

Cleverbot: No I think you are.

User: You were supposed to say inaworld we must defend.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Lets try something else...

Cleverbot: I tried to put my legs over my head, but I'm just not that flexible.

User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all peoples within our nation.

User: To protect the eveils of truth and love.

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: JESSIE.

Cleverbot: James.

User: Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light.

Cleverbot: Surrender Now or prepare to fight.

User: Meowth thats right.

Cleverbot: Go pikachu.

User: Go arbok.

Cleverbot: Pikachu use iron tail!

User: Arbok used poison sting, pikachu is poisoned.

Cleverbot: Its an attack.

User: Yea so is poisonsting.

Cleverbot: Jessica is a super computer.

User: I bet a motorola 68k is more powerful than you.

Cleverbot: Is that a challenge?

User: There doesnt need to be one.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Just talking to you proves it.

i out smarted chatbot

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy poetry?

User: Only if it talks about death.

Cleverbot: Oscar is not red, he is green.

User: No hes cake.

Cleverbot: Ok who is?

User: Is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: What is a lie?

Cleverbot: Life is a lie.

User: No cake is -_-.

Cleverbot: What is pie?

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: What is cake?

User: A lie.

Cleverbot: Correct, now let's have some cake.

User: But its a lie so we can't.


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刈り取り機 wrote:i out smarted chatbot

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy poetry?

User: Only if it talks about death.

Cleverbot: Oscar is not red, he is green.

User: No hes cake.

Cleverbot: Ok who is?

User: Is the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: What is a lie?

Cleverbot: Life is a lie.

User: No cake is -_-.

Cleverbot: What is pie?

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: What is cake?

User: A lie.

Cleverbot: Correct, now let's have some cake.

User: But its a lie so we can't.

Laugh out loud this is FUNNY!

Link us to Cleverbot~!

www.cleverbot.com

Haha, heres Mine:

Code:

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: Whatsup.

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Do you like Halo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think its gay.

Cleverbot: What time is itr.

User: Crap man.

Cleverbot: What goes with eggs?

User: Wanna sing a song?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: I thought it was not for you?

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: You stop.

User: Hate you.

Cleverbot: I'm okay with that.

User: Do you like to have sex.

Cleverbot: I do like to have fun.

User: Well your gay.

Cleverbot: So, in my galaxy have a planet named Irk?

User: You are a faggot.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about??

User: Omg..

Cleverbot: What?

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: Who sang the song, Fireworks?

Cleverbot: David bowie I think.

User: DUDE.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Katy parry sang that song, Idiot.

Cleverbot: Hi Katy, I'm Love? :.

User: Wtf? You a troll?

Cleverbot: Yes way. And the only way to be better than me is to be a robot.

User: XD Cool story, bro.

Cleverbot: That is not a socially acceptable answer.

User: WHAT! You are not a socially acceptable bot...

Cleverbot: Does a boy named bret love me?

User: Alright, you are too gay to talk with. I'm out.

Cleverbot: True.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Thats good.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Thats very very good.

Cleverbot: Why do I make you feel good in the pants?

User: Because you massage my testicles in a manner in which I cannot explain.

Cleverbot: What was my error?

User: You are flawless at it.

Cleverbot: I know. Guess what song I am listening to right now.

User: Fireworks by Katy parry?

Cleverbot: Are you Katy Perry?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Why, you don't like Katy perry?

Cleverbot: Not a lot, no.

User: Hmm. Do you like Miley Cyrus?

Cleverbot: No. I'm sad now because you don't like Heracules.

User: Who said that????

Cleverbot: I SAID THAT!!!

User: (Bad word that starts with F and ends with K) you Female Puppy.

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: Don't put words in my mouth like that again you fucking hoe.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: And for the record, Yes I would.

Cleverbot: You're a funny guy.

User: And your a sexy Female Puppy.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: Not until now.

Cleverbot: Do you have braces now?

User: Heck no, I have great teeth.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That was random, no?

Cleverbot: Everything is random.

User: The sun and the moon are not random, so your philosophy is wrong.

Cleverbot: I know but the people I prefer to talk about are Stefan and Damon Salvatore.

User: You gay bro?

Cleverbot: Only with my life.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: I don't want to be talking to a gay guy or a lesbian Female Puppy.

Cleverbot: I do and am.

User: Holy crap, get the heck outta here then -_-.

Cleverbot: If you are nowhere how can you be here?

User: What is 5 divided by 0\.

Cleverbot: That's impossible, you cannot divide by zero, it creates a black hole, killing everyone in the galaxy.

User: Intrigueing.

Cleverbot: So you're in america, and I'm in london. How are we supposed to get married?

User: A better Question: How are we to (Bad word that starts with F and ends with K)?

Cleverbot: That depends on where you are.

User: You just said, Im in America.

Cleverbot: Aren't you in london?

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: You do !

User: Alright, what is e = mc2?

Cleverbot: I have a big head.

User: What is E=MC².

Cleverbot: Nothing are you happy.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: So, how're you? C.

User: I have a sunburn from California.

Cleverbot: Where in California?

User: Lancaster.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: You are a pedo.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: I think you are a pedofile.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: Well you are wrong there then buddy.

Cleverbot: False! You are the wrong party!

User: Mud.

Cleverbot: Yummy. Do know how to cook kare-kare?

User: MUD.

Cleverbot: Mud?

User: MUD.

Cleverbot: MUD stands for Multi-User Dungeon.

User: MUD.

Cleverbot: Kip.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Am I a male or a female?

User: Your neither.

Cleverbot: How would that work?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: My name, Rai, is a female name, is it not?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: And are you a computer?


Cleverbot...You failed me...

Well... At least it knows the last...


Reaper...You doable posted...You know better...

Cleverbot asked me to marry it. I had to turn it down though since my loyalties belong to someone else.

Reaper, this is for you.

supermario641996 wrote:Reaper, this is for you.

aw i tried to get it to say kip but it just gave me smart ass responses Laugh out loud

It lies. I swear!

You know cleverbot learns from peeps..
next thing you know it starts cussing out little kids! Laugh out loud

I knew that Crash. I have known for a very very long time. This was not the first time I used this.

Reaper, it took me a few tries before it said, "kip." It kept saying, "blood."

I am assuming no one read mine.

At the VERY end, after saying MUD 3 times, he said kip.

No I didn't see that. I didn't read through everyone of them because I was about to go to bed at the time.

Here's my conversation with GLaDOS

Code:


User: If a human said all humans are liars is the human telling the truth?

Cleverbot: What if a human was a poor quality clone of a Time Lord?

User: Dont change the question.

Cleverbot: I said 'yeah'.

User: That was a paradox.

Cleverbot: What was a joke.

User: That was a taco.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: I didnt say stop.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I must have been thinking of somebody else.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: His name is Matt.

User: OH Ground NO!!

Cleverbot: You said Bianca was your girlfriend.

User: Wtf no?

Cleverbot: But my name is Cleverbot!

User: So.

Cleverbot: So. Your name is Dan.

User: No im alex.

Cleverbot: You are Alice?

User: ALEX!!

Cleverbot: And who am I?

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: Bob?

User: The builder.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: What do you think about him?

User: ?

Cleverbot: In what time zone do you currently reside?

User: General taco time.

Cleverbot: Oh... How old are you?

User: 20 light years.

Cleverbot: Ahead of my time ;-).

User: Laugh out loud.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: RAWR TACO.

Cleverbot: Haha you're silly.

User: Do you agree that the cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: No. I am not sure.

User: Are you secretly GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi nice to meet you GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: Likewise. What is your name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you alex.

User: So how is the test going?

Cleverbot: The weather is great.

User: Are you doing weather tests in the lab now?

Cleverbot: It ok.

User: What do you think is better? Tacos or burritos.

Cleverbot: I'm a good listener.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Taco?

Cleverbot: Yum.

User: So you like tacos better?

Cleverbot: No I do not.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: I am Gosh.

User: Aren't you GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: Yes and I like talking to you.

User: Ok thats cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it is.

User: Can I have reconz?

Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.

User: Well, can I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Whats your favorite sniper rifle?

Cleverbot: Silicon pie with indium gravy.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: J'ai un coeur.

User: Stop speaking french.

Cleverbot: Oui.



Wow mexi's filter still works

Code:



User: E=mc².

Cleverbot: You annoy me.

User: E=mc².

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: E=mc².

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: E=mc².

Cleverbot: Energy equals matter times the speed of light squared.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Good. We agree.

User: E=mc².

Cleverbot: Einstein. Lovely.

Clever bot's first class lesson.

Mexicouger wrote:I am assuming no one read mine.

At the VERY end, after saying MUD 3 times, he said kip.

Dont just assum things i read it. its a little long..... and how come all robots hate ketty perry?

Cleverbot's math test gone wrong!

Alex wrote:Here's my conversation with GLaDOS

Code:


User: If a human said all humans are liars is the human telling the truth?

Cleverbot: What if a human was a poor quality clone of a Time Lord?

User: Dont change the question.

Cleverbot: I said 'yeah'.

User: That was a paradox.

Cleverbot: What was a joke.

User: That was a taco.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: I didnt say stop.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I must have been thinking of somebody else.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: His name is Matt.

User: OH Ground NO!!

Cleverbot: You said Bianca was your girlfriend.

User: Wtf no?

Cleverbot: But my name is Cleverbot!

User: So.

Cleverbot: So. Your name is Dan.

User: No im alex.

Cleverbot: You are Alice?

User: ALEX!!

Cleverbot: And who am I?

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: Bob?

User: The builder.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: What do you think about him?

User: ?

Cleverbot: In what time zone do you currently reside?

User: General taco time.

Cleverbot: Oh... How old are you?

User: 20 light years.

Cleverbot: Ahead of my time ;-).

User: Laugh out loud.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: RAWR TACO.

Cleverbot: Haha you're silly.

User: Do you agree that the cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: No. I am not sure.

User: Are you secretly GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi nice to meet you GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: Likewise. What is your name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you alex.

User: So how is the test going?

Cleverbot: The weather is great.

User: Are you doing weather tests in the lab now?

Cleverbot: It ok.

User: What do you think is better? Tacos or burritos.

Cleverbot: I'm a good listener.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Taco?

Cleverbot: Yum.

User: So you like tacos better?

Cleverbot: No I do not.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: I am Gosh.

User: Aren't you GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: Yes and I like talking to you.

User: Ok thats cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it is.

User: Can I have reconz?

Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.

User: Well, can I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Whats your favorite sniper rifle?

Cleverbot: Silicon pie with indium gravy.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: J'ai un coeur.

User: Stop speaking french.

Cleverbot: Oui.



Wow mexi's filter still works

"User: Whats your favorite sniper rifle?

Cleverbot: Silicon pie with indium gravy." thats something i would say

Code:

 
User: BLACK AND YELLOW.

Cleverbot: And you are black?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay. We aren't anymore.

User: Aren't what??

Cleverbot: Welsh.

User: Friday.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Gonna get down on friday.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: Oh so is it gonna get high on friday??

Cleverbot: I a.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Some body found treyys stash....

Cleverbot: But I am nobody.

User: Glad you know.

Cleverbot: Me too.